Chapter 33

We’re back!!!
On Chapter 33, we travel to Arkansas! The White River Monster is a cryptid swimming around like a water-rhino. Some call him, “Whitey,” we call him a friendly creature who enjoys the occasional mint julep.

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Chapter 32

On Chapter 32, we travel to Antarctica in search of the elusive Ningen. First spotted by a Japanese research vessel, this cryptid is large, pale and speaks like a Midwestern 20-something. At least that is what we have surmised from the available evidence and my excellent impersonation skills!

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Chapter 26

Just when you think you’ve seen everything, in walks a chicken-lizard with breasts. The Elwetritsch is a mythical birdlike creature that is literally the tits. I like to imagine it enjoys long walks through glitter laden forests in Germany, laughing at losers lost in forest with potato sacks. #TheRealChickenBreast

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Chapter 1

The Michigan Dogman is an elusive creature that lives in the wilds of Michigan. It is described as a seven-foot tall, blue-eyed, or amber-eyed creature with head of a dog and the torso of a man. I know, sounds hot right. If you want to hear more about the Michigan Dogman listen to our Podcast – Chapter 1.

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