Welcome to American Unicorns

Once every 1,000 years, two people come together and use their words to change the course of the world.  We are not those two people, but we like to pretend we are.

Now you may be asking yourself, what is an American Unicorn? If you don’t have an answer to that question you need to leave right now… American Unicorns don’t explain themselves. In fact, that will be a theme on our podcast, a lack of explanation, as well as a general dislike of most things, like slow walkers. If you are a slow walker you also need to leave right now, we don’t have time for your ambling, purposeless lumbering.

If you are not one of the aforementioned people, we hope you enjoy our podcast and maybe you will learn something about yourself along the way. At the very least you will know what an Alicorn is…

Listen to us…

Prepare to have your world rocked and your mind blown 
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“Do you believe in UFO’s, Astral Projections, Mental Telepathy, ESP, Clairvoyance, Spirit Photography, Telekinetic Movement, Full-trance Mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?”

Janine Melnitz, GHostbusters, 1984

Let’s wildly speculate about everything and fill our heads with stars and strangeness. The world is a giant place and there are mysteries everywhere.